The outcome of the whole thing was that people thought we were crazy.

"Oh yeah?" we said.

"Oh yeah!" they answered.

Just then a circus came through town and to teach all those naysayers a lesson we signed on. Guiseppe as Alice from Dallas,

and me as the Two-Headed Mexican.

Can you believe it. Two odd guys from the barrio?

All because of that damned lighthouse and those cursed gulls.

And I still don't know where my sombrero is.

 

Part Three of our monthly feature "Half Moon Phase"